Xearo’s Blog

These made me lol. Hard.

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[A-T]Athernar: How do you make a baby crawl in circles?
[A-T]Athernar: Nail one of it’s hands to the floor

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[A-T]Athernar: What’s worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
[A-T]Athernar: 1 Dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Chrisos    /   Nyx  says:
whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a lump of granite?
Chrisos    /   Nyx says:
you can’t move a lump of granite with a pitchfork (Y)

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It was stapled to the chicken's back.

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A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys:
bread
cheese
and milk.

So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"

The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"

"You're ugly."

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What did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Whats brown, lumpy and red?

Your bloody stool.

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[A-T]Athernar: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
[A-T]Athernar: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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how do you make a mime yell?

throw a brick at his face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

One is an edible substance and the other is a person who believes in Judaism.

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One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange
men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies:
'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says,  

- "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."  

His mother replies,  

- "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other
children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

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So yeah, thats it for now. I'm lazy and its late.

Okay. ‘Nother post. This time with some Photoshop works thrown in. You lucky fuckers, eh?

I should really not swear in this, otherwise i can’t access it in school… ah well.

Enjoy. When i uploaded it to a few other sites, one in particular decided that i needed a maximum size of 40kb.

This was originally 150-odd-kb.

Lets say that the image is now in its early grave.

Okay, so right-click on this and select View, if you don’t have an uber-huge-monitor, and can’t see the image properly.

Sooooo…yah.

Another post. Because I honestly couldn’t take any more French Revision. If i have to say “I went to France” one more time, i’m going to kill.. you all.

But yeah, lets update. Ather-Tech recently got 1-month worth of Team Fortress 2 server, which some of you might wanna check out. Go to www.ather-tech.net for details. Click on the Servers hyperlink.

Okay, as i haven’t much to say, this post; Have another video.

Big Timber - Himsa

Okay, third post here we are.

I’m not doin’ much with the theme for my blog, at the moment… But i’ll look into that. If only it were as easy as bebo xD

But yeah! Hey there, i’m posting again. Mainly because i don’t intend on leaving this blog to crash and burn, oh no, i’m going to GO plac - .. naw, its staying here.

Yep… *ponders*

I’ll probably dump my recent photoshop/doodles etc. on here, other arts, minor/major updates etc.

S’not gonna be utter shite. I hope.

Firstly, I’ve had an idea. I’m gonna dump YouTube videos of bands/songs i’m into at the moment, for people to browse. Widen your music sense, etc.

So yup, this post won’t be too long. Don’t expect an epic conclusion, here comes a random video.

I’m obsessed with KSE for now.

KSE - The Arms of Sorrow

Not sure how to link Youtubes just yet. Not sure i care much, either. I’m rushed. Ciao =P

w00t! Maybe i should fill this one with something a little more interesting than the last, eh?

So yeah, this is my Blog. Not so sure what i’ll use it for yet, but I’ll most likely throw some Photoshoops in here. Along with rants about shit no-one cares about! Everyone needs a vent. xD

But lets start with who I am.

Soup, I’m Tom. Most people know that, but otherwise call me Xearo. Yeah, i go by that IRL sometimes too. I’m a pretty normal person, with a slightly uncommon mind-set; But hey, everyone says that. I’m pretty fuckin’ negative, but i like to call it realism. I’m pretty observant… I psycho-analyse pretty much everything and everyone… I’m a wiccan. I’m loyal to the core once i find where i fit. I’m alright with English, not-so with Math. A “well-spoken dumbfuck”, thanks. xD

I love fucking around with Photoshop. Sometimes the doodles become something good.

I play CS:S, HL2:DM, G-Mod (’though i’m terrible), TF2 etc. etc. I -guess- you could call me a ‘gamer’ or whutever. xD

I listen to the Metals, but my taste isn’t strictly there. I like all/most types of music, but i just prefer metal. xD

Hows that for a first introduction?

Also: If you’ve found your way here through my MSN screen name/etc. and you’re interested in joining a gaming/clan community with an… interesting atmosphere, check out www.ather-tech.net . <—- New website, new layout, new everything. Its goddamn awesome there.

Also: This Blog is thanks to Ath (Athernar) the clan leader/community founder for www.ather-tech.net Praise him. And yeah, i’m advertising!

One last thing: I generally don’t use capital i’s when typing. Theres something self-centered about them.

If i make no sense, spam me a comment and i’ll explain myself.

Bare with. Tessttiinngggg.